Thank You For The Extra Paperwork

RN walks into the room to find an independent patient lying on the floor

RN:  How did this happen?!?
Patient:  I'm chillin' on the floor because my face was hot and the floor was cold.
RN:  Next time use the other side of the pillow.

#firstfall  #thanksfortheextrapaperwork

~ Chris B:  New York, NY